Tummy Tummy Go Away Never Come Ever Again

Do you know how much money you need, to spend to part with all the extra fat you have accumulated around your waist, most on the front part? 

People feel as if they are carrying their tummy like baggage. Though disgusting it is your most creative contribution to your body, apart from any tattoo or design you have done to your body.

The asset that you have created has no takers, neither can you sell it on olx, quikr or any other such websites. Neither would you like it moving with you like a shadow to your office, to the party and wherever, keeping you embarrassed? 

So you decide enough is enough and you want to part with it just know.

There are several technologies. One is American technology. It is termed an on-skin technology. It’s a secret as to what exactly they do unless you agree to pay the charges. 

Want to know the charges? It is only INR 3000/-. That’s damn good, isn’t it? Now the catch is INR 3000/- per session. As per the specialists in the state of the art tummy reduction centre, you will need 20 to 25 sessions to get rid of your asset. 

Now you are taken aback and start questioning about your conviction with which you had come. So if you calculate for 25 sessions comes to a whopping 75,000/- + Taxes. Hope you know the rate of taxes in the Achhe din wale Sarkar.

But this tummy reduction specialist is not a Shylock. They have a big heart. They offer you a discount of about 50% bringing the price down to INR 40,000/-. 

Sounds better but it's not the figure you might be looking for. You are more confused now.

Now comes the next offer. How many inches do you really want to reduce? You might be clueless.  More embarrassment if you do not have a quick answer. 

The specialist tells you can go for 10 sessions and reduce half the fat at INR 20,000/-. Now it depends totally on you. To negotiate further or to give in or to just walk out and breathe free.

Why not try Yoga! The age-old techniques of India. It might be free in many places. Perhaps try it watching television from the comfort of home.